COW
The Middle-East version...
COMMUNISM:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
NAZISM:You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce themilk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cowdropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION:You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:You have two cows. Both are mad.
LEBANON SYSTEM:You have two cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled by thegovernment.
EGYPT SYSTEM:You have two cows. Both vote for Mubarak.
DUBAI SYSTEM:You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them inall magazines. You create a ' Cow City ' or 'Milk Village ' for them.You sell off their milk before the cows have even been milked to bothlegit and shady investors who hope to re -sell the non-existent milkfor a 100% profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk thecow first to attract media attention.
SHARJAH SYSTEM:You have two cows. You sell them to an investor in Dubai. The cows getstuck in traffic between Sharjah to Dubai and die. You have zero cowsnow.
ABUDHABI SYSTEM:You have two cows. So what? We have Oil.
COMMUNISM:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
NAZISM:You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce themilk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cowdropped dead.
A FRENCH CORPORATION:You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
A BRITISH CORPORATION:You have two cows. Both are mad.
LEBANON SYSTEM:You have two cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled by thegovernment.
EGYPT SYSTEM:You have two cows. Both vote for Mubarak.
DUBAI SYSTEM:You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them inall magazines. You create a ' Cow City ' or 'Milk Village ' for them.You sell off their milk before the cows have even been milked to bothlegit and shady investors who hope to re -sell the non-existent milkfor a 100% profit in two years time. You bring Tiger Woods to milk thecow first to attract media attention.
SHARJAH SYSTEM:You have two cows. You sell them to an investor in Dubai. The cows getstuck in traffic between Sharjah to Dubai and die. You have zero cowsnow.
ABUDHABI SYSTEM:You have two cows. So what? We have Oil.
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