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KUTTAPPAN
Read carefully ...............................Here is the story of Kuttappan the Great!He is a Malayali working for a multinational company in Mumbai. Not well educated and he is working as a peon. This Kuttappan has a problem. If he hears somebody talk he will come in between saying, that I know that very well, I know him very well... like that.One day Kuttappan's Boss a foreign educated person, a North Indian, he was talking something about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Kuttappan was passing thru that way, suddenly he came in between saying that, oh Arni he is my best friend. Kuttapan's boss laughed at him saying that how can u be a friend of Arnold Schwarzenegger you are only a peon living in India. Kuttappan said if u won’t believe, It’s your problem, I cant help you. Ok.The Manager said I am going on a trip to US next week you come as my assistant and we will go to Arnold's house and see what happens. Kuttappan agree with a smile. A week after they landed in US. First th...
COW
The Middle-East version... COMMUNISM:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk. NAZISM:You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce themilk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cowdropped dead. A FRENCH CORPORATION:You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. A BRITISH CORPORATION:You have two cows. Both are mad. LEBANON SYSTEM:You have two cows. One is owned by Syria and the other is controlled by thegovernment. EGYPT SYSTEM:You have two cows. Both vote for Mubarak. DUBAI SYSTEM:You have two cows. You create a website for them and advertise them inall magazines. You create a ' Cow City ' or 'Milk Village ' for them.You sell off their milk before the cows have even been milked to bothlegit and shady investors who hope to re -sell the non-existent milkfor a 100% profit in two years time. You bring Tige...